Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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