why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize