People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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