She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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