I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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