Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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