playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
