new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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