The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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