I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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