I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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