Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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