so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
honey bunches of taint.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Randomize