I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Randomize
