i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You pole danced in your parka.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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