The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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