i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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