Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I think my moral compass just broke
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