Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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