I wish you could order shots online.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
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