he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Are my feet made of real feet?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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