So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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