I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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