i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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