In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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