To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i now understand why vodka
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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