We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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