She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
