New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
How does it feel to date your dad?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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