and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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