Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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