now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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