Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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