Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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