haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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