Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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