Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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