Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
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