if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Is this like a preordered booty call?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
