Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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