No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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