she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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