i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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