like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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