i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Text me some of your sweat
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