Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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