He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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