I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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