found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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