in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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