There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
