I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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