Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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