This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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