I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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