the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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