Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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