Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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