you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
